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TopicI'm PISSED today.
Pepys Monster
12/02/19 4:40:38 PM
#1
I hate my life.
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GOML
TopicThe woman of your dreams but
Pepys Monster
12/02/19 4:34:33 PM
#7
rexcrk posted...
I hate these topics.

Because obviously if the girl did [whatever stupid thing] then she wouldnt be the girl of my dreams.

You're missing the entire point. She's the girl of your dreams otherwise, except for one flaw.
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GOML
TopicWhy do a lot of straight women call their friends 'girlfriends'?
Pepys Monster
12/02/19 4:11:21 PM
#3
Because they have benefits.
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GOML
TopicNo girls gonna walk up to you and ask you to have sex.
Pepys Monster
12/02/19 3:10:47 AM
#11
Actually, it has happened to me. She was ugly, though.
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GOML
TopicLast night, an Uber driver was creeping on my friend.
Pepys Monster
12/01/19 10:26:49 PM
#1
From what she told me, the conversation went something like this.

Him: So where are you headed?
Her: My friends house.
Him: Its 2am. It sounds like hes getting something.

And then he kept randomly looking at her, kept trying to make the conversation sexual, and he was asking which exact house she was going to, and she was like you can just let me out here. And he checked her out when she was getting out of the car and said Mmm. She gave him 1 Star.
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GOML
TopicI guess I've got a sugar mama now.
Pepys Monster
12/01/19 8:08:26 PM
#10
Bishop9800 posted...
How she looks?

She has a good body for her age.
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GOML
TopicI guess I've got a sugar mama now.
Pepys Monster
12/01/19 6:42:50 PM
#7
King_Hutton posted...
None of this happened

lol, are you jealous or something?
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GOML
TopicI guess I've got a sugar mama now.
Pepys Monster
12/01/19 5:55:35 PM
#1
Shes 52. Im 31. I banged her and she bought me a $60 rave ticket.
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GOML
TopicRate this porn category: teen
Pepys Monster
11/30/19 6:55:47 PM
#15
yusiko posted...
i wonder if there has ever been a porn where they have a 17 the day before his/her birthday surrounded by guys and a timer counting down to when it turns midnight and he/she becomes legal

anyway teen is a weird porn category to be obsessed with but ill watch porn of anyone from 18 to 80 cause im very lonely

If there is, it isn't legit, because hiring a 17 year old to do porn is sketch as fuck.
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GOML
TopicRate this porn category: teen
Pepys Monster
11/30/19 3:53:20 PM
#5
5 stars, I love sexy 18-20 y/o girls.
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GOML
TopicWe are fucking great at drinking. Is this 3500? *your favourite rick quote*
Pepys Monster
11/30/19 3:45:17 PM
#295
Last night, I had two white claws, my meds, a vodka sprite, a jack and coke, and then 4 shots of vodka. This morning, I had 2 shots to get my day started. I feel like shit. lol
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GOML
TopicMy wife wants a divorce
Pepys Monster
11/30/19 3:36:44 PM
#9
Damn, sorry to hear this. My fiancee left me, so I can relate.
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GOML
TopicIm pretty sure my meds aren't working anymore
Pepys Monster
11/30/19 2:06:09 PM
#3
I used to be on antidepressants, but they didnt do shit. So I quit.
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GOML
TopicI'm pretty sure I saw my ex last night.
Pepys Monster
11/30/19 1:59:03 PM
#1
She was clown carring it with 5 other guys into a shitty sedan. I drove off with another girl in a way better car.
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GOML
TopicFellas, hide your valuables.
Pepys Monster
11/29/19 4:14:23 PM
#14
Flockaveli posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Since you choose not to lie, are you willing to confess to being a lonely single guy who thinks the concept of a girl you hardly know stealing from you is fantastical?
What a fucking run on sentence, I'm not gonna bother reading that cause you're probably in there lying about something anyway.

So you're illiterate AND a bitter lonely guy? Okay.
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GOML
TopicI'm very lonely
Pepys Monster
11/29/19 3:20:55 PM
#34
Question for you, TC: Would you accept a girl who isn't that pretty, but is nice and cares about you? Like she's not super ugly. But she sure isn't a 10/10 Instagram model.
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GOML
TopicFellas, hide your valuables.
Pepys Monster
11/29/19 3:12:12 PM
#11
Flockaveli posted...
I too can lie on the internet, but choose not to.

Since you choose not to lie, are you willing to confess to being a lonely single guy who thinks the concept of a girl you hardly know stealing from you is fantastical?
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GOML
TopicFellas, hide your valuables.
Pepys Monster
11/29/19 2:23:40 PM
#6
Flockaveli posted...
Not that you ever have to worry about it.

I do, actually. I had an expensive folding knife that's gone now.
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GOML
TopicFellas, hide your valuables.
Pepys Monster
11/29/19 2:05:31 PM
#1
Hoes will steal your shit.
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GOML
TopicHonest fact: Smoking weed is lame
Pepys Monster
11/29/19 1:16:50 PM
#9
ArchiePeck posted...
Plus you can never truly connect with great music like Pink Floyd or Radiohead on such a level any other way :-p

I beg to differ.
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GOML
Topic32 yo here, finally sleeping with an 18 year old...
Pepys Monster
11/29/19 11:58:55 AM
#50
yemmy posted...
Also they tend to like to be choked.

What girl doesn't like being choked?
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GOML
Topic32 yo here, finally sleeping with an 18 year old...
Pepys Monster
11/29/19 2:08:37 AM
#7
Way to go, TC. Don't let jealous guys bring you down.
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GOML
TopicNothing wrong with calling your partner Mommy/Daddy
Pepys Monster
11/29/19 12:59:36 AM
#11
When did you change your mind on this? You complained that it was "wrong" for girls to call their partner Daddy for months.
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GOML
TopicAm I the only one that realizes relationships are 100% based on LUCK?
Pepys Monster
11/29/19 12:52:31 AM
#31
Wutobliteration posted...
Of course you might suggest with technology, you can just text the person. Well, that only works if the person is familiar and comfortable w you in the first place. So if you try texting someone you hardly ever get to talk to, you'd just come off sounding like a creep.

This sounds like a personal problem.
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GOML
TopicLately, my life has been turning around.
Pepys Monster
11/29/19 12:42:42 AM
#10
Irony posted...
Because I enjoy people suffering

Well, there are plenty of others guys suffering on this board.
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GOML
TopicLately, my life has been turning around.
Pepys Monster
11/29/19 12:41:38 AM
#8
Irony posted...
If you don't start feeling hopeless again I'm gonna get pissed

Why?
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GOML
TopicLately, my life has been turning around.
Pepys Monster
11/29/19 12:39:59 AM
#5
You guys can doubt me all you want. But there are exciting things on the horizon. I don't feel completely hopeless anymore.
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GOML
TopicLately, my life has been turning around.
Pepys Monster
11/29/19 12:35:15 AM
#1
Women are increasingly interested in me. I'm more confident. I used to go to work all sad with my head low. Now I keep my head up. 2020 is going to be the year I get married.
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GOML
TopicOnision has a nuclear meltdown after being banned from patreon.
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 11:58:45 PM
#56
He watched Joker and decided "I'm going to act crazy and get more fans."
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GOML
Topichow did you answer when your relatives asked why you don't have a girlfriend?
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 11:23:16 PM
#6
If I was asked this, I could say that I'm not over my fiancee yet and I'm dating around.
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GOML
TopicWhat? CE is evolving!
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 11:17:16 PM
#3
A wild Harpie appeared!

Go, Pepys Monster!

https://youtu.be/ZdCH_epe-AE?t=185

@3:05
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GOML
TopicFirst time on gamefaqs boards in about 12 years, is CE still basically the same?
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 10:52:24 PM
#2
God left this place a long time ago.
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GOML
TopicI matched with an 18 y/o girl on Tinder.
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 10:35:55 PM
#27
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Unfortunately if you pull regularly, this cant be news

I pull from raves more often than Tinder.
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GOML
TopicI matched with an 18 y/o girl on Tinder.
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 10:31:05 PM
#25
Steffenfield posted...
Did you ask her permission to share these photos?

If not, that's some real cringe there chief.

If I don't post pics. CE: "Where are the pics?!"
If I do post pics: CE: "Did you ask for permission?!"
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GOML
TopicMy girlfriend's father gave me his blessing!
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 8:03:57 PM
#15
ASithLord7 posted...
Now the exchange of property is ready

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GOML
TopicI matched with an 18 y/o girl on Tinder.
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 7:05:44 PM
#20
Feline_Heart posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Feline_Heart posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
konokonohamaru posted...
That's not 18

Even if not, does it really matter? I'm 31.

this is a weird attitude

How old could she possibly be?

16? 17?

If that's the case, I'm going to nope right out of there.
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GOML
TopicI matched with an 18 y/o girl on Tinder.
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 7:01:00 PM
#15
cmiller4642 posted...
If you're in your 30s dating an 18 year old is really creepy

I don't care what you think is creepy.
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GOML
TopicI matched with an 18 y/o girl on Tinder.
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 6:59:27 PM
#13
Feline_Heart posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
konokonohamaru posted...
That's not 18

Even if not, does it really matter? I'm 31.

this is a weird attitude

How old could she possibly be? Like obviously she's not 60 and tricking me. I think she is 18.
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GOML
TopicI matched with an 18 y/o girl on Tinder.
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 6:56:05 PM
#11
TopicI matched with an 18 y/o girl on Tinder.
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 6:47:16 PM
#9
Orchestrion posted...
Arent you the fella that wants sex partners to dress like little kids?

No. I want a girl to dress hella sexy with thigh high tights and stuff. And if she wants to have a pacifier too, that's fine by me.
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GOML
TopicI matched with an 18 y/o girl on Tinder.
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 6:40:05 PM
#7
brotrrwinner posted...
konokonohamaru posted...
That's not 18

Nor a girl

That's not very nice.
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GOML
TopicI matched with an 18 y/o girl on Tinder.
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 6:38:36 PM
#5
konokonohamaru posted...
That's not 18

Even if not, does it really matter? I'm 31.
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GOML
TopicI matched with an 18 y/o girl on Tinder.
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 6:37:34 PM
#3
TopicI matched with an 18 y/o girl on Tinder.
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 6:36:58 PM
#1
She told me she's submissive. I'm winning at life.
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GOML
TopicI never thought I would ever find love. I'm so happy I did.
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 6:09:43 PM
#4
FF_Redux posted...
Anyone else here that has found love late at life or unexpected that you would find love?

Not late at life, but I found love at 29. Then I lost her a year later.
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GOML
TopicIncest porn trend has started moving beyond step family and into cousins.
Pepys Monster
11/28/19 5:03:19 PM
#48
On_The_Edge posted...
I mean this in all sincerity and I don't mean to offend anyone but how is disgust of incest any different than homophobia?

It's not.
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GOML
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